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iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE
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iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE SQUIRTED ON ME” & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY HORRIFIED GASPS IN ONE ROOM OM FG HELP mE PLEASE
The biggest plot twist of all time.
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
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I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
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illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
i literally laughed out loud at this.
nayx:
i found this anti cyberbullying ad and im fucking terrified
what does this picture even communicate is this doctored
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